I broke these Golden Rules of Politics
In my doomed bid to become the MP of Selby and Ainsty, I broke all but one of the Golden Rules of Politics, as I see them. They are: [...]
Hallucinating about Sir Ed Davey MP
A few months ago, I was invited to a business lunch to meet Sir Ed Davey MP. Who? You know, the leader of the Liberal Democrats. On my way [...]
Speaking at the Leeds Digital Festival
If you want to laugh at me, in person, for my failed bid to be the MP of Selby and Ainsty - all powered by AI for the first time [...]
Getting Colder
North Yorkshire’s sudden slide into winter destroys my mood like nothing else. Turning the heating on today - when just a few days ago it was sunbathing weather - [...]
Genes and dogs
Slowly, step by step, I am walking up Casterton Fell in North Yorkshire. My son is somewhere ahead of me. My wife and daughter are – surprisingly – somewhere behind. [...]
Post-Mortem: 99 Red Balloons
That was the month that was. I’m glad – proud! – that I stood for Parliament. Sure, finishing 11th out of 13 candidates, amassing only 99 votes, whilst spending [...]
Media Feeding Frenzy
With just a few days to go before polling day, I’ve hit a wall. Thankfully, the non-BBC media have been fair, allowing some momentum to continue The BBC bias in [...]
Opinion Piece for Yorkshire Post: Rebooting Democracy, starting in Selby and Ainsty
I’m dreadful at parking, but thanks to my rearview camera, I make less of a hash of it. Autopilot, the automatic gearbox and autocorrect, have made life better. Humans, assisted [...]
Manifesto Launched by The Daily Mail!
Yes, folks, The Daily Mail requested an exclusive – to print the world’s first manifesto which has used AI to listen to what people want – and I was thrilled [...]
Greatest Hits Radio press release
Cost of Living With utmost haste, I would lead the charge to re-nationalize the failed Bank of England. The Bank failed to predict the inevitability of high inflation. Their policy [...]
